A Few Laughs!! Warning!!
Posted On: 05/08/2007
Sorry if u aren't comfortable with this topic...but i couldn't help it! I use this to entertain guests and i have kept it for several years. I got it in fifth grade from some guy and it comes in handy. It's a good ice breaker! Enjoy just laughing and if it helps...think about someone experiencing these problems as u read them! Don't hold back...cuz laughter is good for u!
***** The Poopie Sheet*****
A List of 13 Different Poopies We All Have!
Clean Poopies: The kind where you poopie it out, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Corn Poopie: SELF EXPLANATORY!!!!
The Dangling Poopie: This kind of poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you are poopie-ing it. You just hope a shake or two will cut it loose.
Gassy Poopie: The poopie that is so noisy everyone within earshot is giggling.
Gee -I -Wish-I-Could-Poopie: The poopie when you want to poopie but all you can do is sit on the toilet and fart a couple of times.
Ghost Poopie: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
Lincoln Log Poopie: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead Poopie: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
Second Wave Poopie: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants to your knees, and then you realize that you have to poopie some more.
The Spinal Tap Poopie: That's when it hurts so badly coming out you're sure it's leaving you sideways.
The Surprise Poopie: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but oops... a poopie!
Wet Cheeks Poopie (aka "The Power Dump”): The kind that comes out so fast, your tushie gets splashed with water.
Wet Poopie: The kind where you wipe your tushie 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put toilet paper between your tushie and your underwear so you don't ruin them with stains.
That is Soo corny, its cornbread!|
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|May 8, 2007 8:05 pm|
bahahahahahha! thast flipping histerical!